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Poll of Death

Which type of reform does the US need asap?
Health Care
Political...and I mean everything Political!
A time fix many decades worth of shitty decisions.

My Stats:

Sex: Male
Age: 36
Sign: Capricorn
Occupation: IT Ninja
Marital Status: Married
Tied Knot: Sept. 2011

Dick of the Now Award:

Dick of the Now!

Here's to Mavis Discount Tires! Read my blog to see why!

This spot is reserved for the dick of the now award. I don't discriminate so everyone gets a chance at this.

Welcome! Today is Wednesday January 17th , 2018

If you are easily offended, faint of heart or dogmatic PLEASE LEAVE NOW. I advise all my guests to be open-minded to my views, expressions and opinions. Just because I say or do something doesn't mean it's my final answer. I may or may not change my mind. Just remember: "Opinions are like assholes...everybody has one."

What's up everybody? I AM Chris Pigno. That's right, the one and only. Love me or hate me! Soon you'll grow to appreciate me...

Thanks for taking the time to check out my site. I hope you find it entertaining and amusing. Hell, you might even learn something new here. It's a 50/50 on that!

So I came here now what? Feel free to check out all areas of the site. I'd say the Blog section will have most of the action. The about me is exactly what it promises. Here you'll learn all about yours truly. Even if you think you know me, you don't! I will continue to surprise you.

Suck it!


ChrisPigno.Com is my interpretation of the world around me. This site will dive into all sorts of funny, weird and controversial topics. I will give my 2 cents on it and talk about the 5 W's surrounding it. The things I will show you are from my brain, my original thoughts and concepts. Good luck, we're all counting on you.

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I'd like to have guests on my site as often as possible. May it be a blog entry or a dedicated page or forum. Hit me up if you'd like to be featured. No sheep please.

I'm looking for someone or a group of people who want to take a business venture with me. Hopefully it can be turned into a revenue generator. Contact me for the details. So do it already!